Episode 1: Rubble

Translation of taped conversation that took place in [DELETED] last month. While the transcript has been altered to remove incriminating names, we believe the conversations took place as stated.

[SUBJECT 95]: ...so, once we actually get joint control of this airport, what do we do next?

[SUBJECT 23] We start by getting our people in the tower. Then, once the fuss has died down, we insist on a safety inspection.

95: Why would we do that?

23: Because most of the runway was built in a rush over WWII, so, of course, it will subside if not completely overhauled from the foundations up- you get the picture? I'm sure our inspectors can put it in more technical language.

95: Brilliant , sir, but won't the [DELETED] object?

23: Of course not- especially as we will offer to fund the work ourselves.

95: WE fund it? That would be madness!

23: Well, we would naturally fund the demolition work, but I'm sure we can have a "funding crisis" to prevent us completing it.

95: Excellent- so they're left with a pile of rubble! You really do know how to come up with the best plans, sir! In fact, the financial crisis in our [DELETED] area arising from our increased restrictions will make the cuts plausible.

23: Now, we need to plan the next stage...}

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